After much speculation it has now been revealed that Steve Miller, of Doorsafe, Politics Dept., YCD, Derwent football, and generally Big Name on Campus, will be running for Democracy and Services in the up coming YUSU elections.
After intense debate within the campaign team and canvassing of the student population, we have come up with a list of policies and actions that we believe that will secure their votes. Steve Miller:
1. Will NOT say he will put a fruit and veg store on campus
2. Will NOT say he will put a pharmacy/Subway/Costa in Market Square
3. Will NOT be your Obama
4. WILL dress up as a pirate, smurf, or any other fancy dress in order to win the election. He will then not wear it during term time as it is ‘unprofessional’, although he can dress up for special occasions such as birthdays, Christmas, New Year, private parties etc
5. Will NOT pretend to be a breakfast cereal
6. WILL bring a ruthless, disciplinarian regime to YUSU and whip all other sabbs into shape
7. Will NOT form his own propaganda department for a student election like his competitors (Pete Campbell cough cough)
8. WILL rename the Courtyard the ‘Brettsyard’ in honour of his predecessor and commission a bust of Matt Burton, the creator of the Brettsyard
This 8 point plan is by the students, for the students.
Join the campaign.
Join the revolution.
Change you can believe in.
Official Steve Miller Campaign Team 2010
